You may not realize that there is a technique to failure.� For those of you who can not fail properly, just follow these simple steps and I personally guarantee you to be a total wash-out.

1. Know hype as your friend:� Ea $10,000 per hour while drinking lemonade and getting a massage.� Gotta go for that one.� It�s a real bargain at $29.95.

2. Never research a program: For those who simply cannot accept hype as their buddy, fear not.� Having no reliable information about a company works almost as well.

3. Never spend money:� Hey, this is all free.� If I wanted to make an investment, I�d open a store on Main Street with a $6,000 lease payment every month, $50,000 in inventory, and shell out $10,000 every two weeks in payroll.� Yep, that�s how I�d do it.� But I sure won�t spend $200 on an effective lead generator.

4. Do not take your business seriously: Who cares?� I�d rather be playing free cell.

5. Get as many site hits as humanly possible: Use every advertising source available.� So what if BuckHunter103 visits my site on banning all firearms in the world.� My hit counter is spinning!

6. Have no plan: Flailing blindly in the dark is sure to waste lots of time and leave you discouraged.� A must for failing.

7. Work as little as possible:� Work is the ultimate enemy of failure.�� Where�s that da free cell bookmark?

8. Quit: If you�ve followed my plan so far, and it still seems you�re on the verge of success, there�s only one thing left to do.� QUIT!�

Over 90% of inteet business owners have followed this plan and failed miserably in just a few short days or weeks.� Are you next?

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Margaret Helms is a freelance writer and successful business owner.
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